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Just a Collection of Bisayan Jokes

A story entitled -TM- best friend for 5 years -nag text2x around 7pm- Pedro: naa ko tel nimo Maria: wat man? Pedro: i love u..wud u b my gf? (wla ni reply c Maria) Pedro: still up? love tka, mg suicide ko ron ug di ka mo reply Bang2x (Pedro died @ 9pm) Maria: i love u too! Yes kta nah! Sori late repz kai d ko ka send kalagot ning TM oi... lesson: yaw panguyab og gabie kai bz ang network ***************************************************************** Papa: hoi! unsang oras na? nganu krn rka nkauli? anak: ah unsang klaseng knabuhia? ako pai pangutan.on ug oras! maayog gidala2 ko nang relo! kadaku sa orasan dha wla moi initiative mutan-aw? ako pai hulaton pra pangutan-on sa oras! matulog nko oi! naguba akong mood! papa: aw sori nak ha? sori... ***************************************************************** May panget n la2ke n humiling sa fairy. FAIRY: anukhilingan mu? PANGET: my map ako d2 ng US< dalhin mu ko dun pra mkita ang babae ng buhay ko. FAIR...

The person behind that voice on the radio

Tough, annoying, tempting, deceiving, funny and joyful. Her one and only capital for her job and actually gave her I think her biggest reason to have some investments. Actually. A person who particularly living in a world that I would consider as one of the weirdest world, -the radio, is also particular in giving us the enjoyment and life as we tune in and listen to our own radios. But behind those deceiving voices who gave life to radios on all over the country was a person that actually ain't expected will become a friend of mine. She's gorgeous as expected every time I listen and try to figure it out her physical appearance. As she spoke and gave ad-lib, I felt very relaxed and refreshed. But you know what's the real score? It's about how she handles her job, practical and at the same time, she gave topics that people and we would discuss about, to object of sharing and so that anyone will know different kinds of facts and opinions regarding on her d...